here is an account of a day in the life of an IT person

wakey!! wakey!! mornings here oops!!! its only 4:30 am but its morn and u rush to the bathroom for a quick brush and wash and ur off to the favourite automatic coffee maker(imported-u say with pride)
for a cup of hot black coffee(cant risk growing fat)
then rush rush grab a bite of yesterdays leftover food and run to the basement parking lot to remove ur car (a brand new one :) ) trying to find out what todays traffic update says about traffic jam ( its become like daily weather reports) got stuck finally no matter how rash u drive scarin the neighbourhood elderly who r off for a walk in the park and kids off to school the way u juggle ur car across schumacher wud be surprised at ur driving skills with all ur cursing,screaming,honking and jumping in ur seats (thank god for seat belts)
FINALLY!! u reach just on time and there is the brunch with the boss, loadsa files tch tch!!! your fingers hammer the keyboard recklessly if it were human it wud be screaming aiyo ayyayyo!!! then u have a break and u gobble up sum food not even looking what it is all in one go gulp water to ease it and back to usual hammering, then when its late in the evening say 6:30 to 7:00 boss comes right up to u and says beta u gotta work over night .you in wardly curse him not a sound escapes ur lips .
homey home by 11:30-12:00 midnight exhausted coz of another traffic situation u r too tired to bother to eat and slump on the bed and again curse the alarm as it dutifully goes and rings the next morning
the days go on and on and u slog for a fat pay packet saying i can live luxuriously but seroiously honey do u have a life???